The Council scrambles to develop pollination drones and heat-resistant crops, but everything happens too quickly.

There’s not enough food. Our glorious civilization falls apart and most people starve. Some remnants of human society survive, but unfortunately, you do not. A cushy life of being the editor of a news site did not prepare you well for survival in a hostile post-apocalyptic wasteland.

• Actually, how are you reading this right now? You’re dead!