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The News
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3 January 2040
Top article
Agribusiness launches drought-resistant millet seed, saves world from hunger as wheat yields collapse
Partners with Amazon-Chase to extend credit to farmers who can’t afford to buy seeds outright
Other stories today
- Antitrust court rules Amazon’s purchase of JPMorgan Chase is “totes fine, what could possibly be bad about this?”
- Another hurricane devastates American east coast; OANN host goes on 20-minute live-air rant blaming Mexico for climate change, says they should pay for damages
- The safest escape: How one VR programme can improve your mental health
- Natural-gas extraction leads to extensive groundwater contamination in rural areas as regulators defer to energy interests
- The promise of a good meal: Musk promises room and board in exchange for menial labour in his southern California TeslaTown
- Second dust bowl created in Midwest US as Ogallala aquifer depleted
- Algae is the new Colombian: Five coffee replacements now that coffee plants are extinct