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The News
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3 January 2060
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Regional geoengineering by Saudi trillionaires leads to drought and crop failures in India
Farmer suicides at all-time high
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 The wealthiest entertainers create utopia bubbles; you’re probably not invited
 Iyce festival in Greenland fails spectacularly, partygoers stranded as luxury tents sink into melting permafrost
 A new company wants to let you grow your own pork… on your own arm?
 Major landslides destroy Malibu after XÆ A-Xii Musk’s cloud-seeding experiments cause unexpected torrential rainfall
 Bangladeshi lowland-elevation project falls through – quite literally
 Chinese economy rebounds as geoengineering silver bullet slows rapid warming
 World’s largest fishing company seeks damages as salmon catch dwindles after failed ocean-seeding experiment