3.7 2090

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9 August 2090

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Nuclear winter causes first snowfall in decades in the Swiss Alps

Water reservoirs finally replenished as people rush to the ponds despite high radiation warnings

  • thumbnail Two-headed wolves slaughtered by doomsday cult, the Volcanists, who believe a major volcanic eruption will cool the planet
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  • thumbnail Efforts to curb superflu transmission in New Delhi fail; the New Race cult detonates a nuclear device in the epicentre of the pandemic
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  • thumbnail Submerged cities of the world form union, declare independence
  • thumbnail Newborn deformity and cancer incidence rates steadily increase after a decade of nuclear detonations

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